peterandstiles:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

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teencry:

when you see an item you love on the sale rack but then realize it was misplaced there

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teenscoolest:

sorry we’re different i’m classy, you’re trashy

yoncehaunted:

when the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

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hologrif:

do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people

like

no

that’s my friend

mine

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

paradacsa-an:

jaceheromdale:

it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish

i’ve never read something so accurate

so-personal:

everything personal♡